Hey everyone, just letting you all know that I'll be taking a week off from running the blog so I can move. Not from the desk to the kitchen, but from Hollywood to North Hollywood. Everything is going to be run next week by the loveliest editor a guy could ever want, Meg Wood. When you submit your essays, please be sure to ship them off to firstname.lastname@example.org. That is all.
I love each and every one of you in the creepiest way possible.