Number of cups of coffee: 3 (until eye twitch)
Minutes listening to stories about your cat: 0
Minutes watching videos of your cat: Approaching infinity
Consecutive number of words writing: 750
Consecutive number of words reading: 400, cat video, 400, cat video, 400, etc.
Number of times listening to Donald Trump apologize: Irrelevant, never happens
Consecutive hours driving: 20
Number of times driving 20 consecutive hours in a lifetime: 1 (firm)
Minutes listening to talk radio: Approaching 0
Minutes watching NewsRadio: Approaching infinity
Number of times being in love: Undefined
Number of times saying "I love you": Unknown
Number of times saying "I lub woo": Irrelevant, never happens
Number of times writing "I lub woo": 2
Number of meta limits in a list of limits: 2
Thank yous for reading: A lot
Funny! Apreciate your wit and humor. Good job. Keep on writing, you are good. Or is it gob, or god or bery goob. Love your play on words.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot, Mr./Ms. Anonymous! And I like what you did with the whole Scientology thing.
ReplyDeleteCheers \~/